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  • gc28262
    07-29 12:25 PM
    Good One !





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  • ashkam
    08-08 08:39 PM
    If you look at the forms page on the USCIS website, it says previous editions of the I-485 form accepted.





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  • h1techSlave
    03-25 07:36 PM
    I would probably tell them that you want to go to India on an urgent personal reason and get back the passport.

    I am not sure, what other option you have after getting the passport.

    I went to US Consulate Montreal Canada yesterday and they held back my passport, Copy of LC, Originals of my I 485 and H1/H4. They told me your company is too small 7-8 employees and need to search the company. I had my H1/H4's got stamped in Toronto in 2005 without any problem.

    My I 140 is approved in June 06, Submitted I 485 in June/July 07 got EAD Cards in Oct.-07. I also got my 3 years H1/H4 approvals on Jan-18th, 08.

    Any idea how much time they are going to check the status of the company? Does the size of the company really matters? I am paid regularily and my company is a real estate investment firm, due to recent recession the profit of the company is low as compared to previous years. Will this make any difference. I am EB 3 with priority date July 30th, 2003.

    Any advise?? Has some one been in the same situation. My older son is in college and has exams on Monday? Any thoughts/suggestions.

    RV





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  • anilsal
    12-14 12:05 PM
    I also think our phone campaign to various lawmakers should continue, considering the fact that Sen.Cornyn's office acknowledging that multiple calls opposing SKIL bill were received the day, we were calling the office.



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  • ashneels2001
    12-06 11:14 AM
    In thi case you can only get GC if you remain alive while serving the US Army. Remember they want to put you in front of the enemy first before they pu their citizens.





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  • jthomas
    02-21 04:12 PM
    If you have EAD and have stayed in this country for some years, why don't you try to get unemployment benifits by going to the county office. Secondly, there are more people in this country like you who had lost the job. check the welfare section and check for foodstamps. There is no reason to run back to your country. Face this oppurunity rather than running back.
    I would advise you to save money for the flight ticket and other expenses as cash in hand and go to the county for help. Use your rights. In the worst case go back to your country.
    If you wish to go out of US for 3-4 years, the best thing to do is close the accounts. If you don't have direct deposit of your paychecks in your account you would need to pay account maintenance fee. I paid 10 dollars as account maintenance fee for 6 months.



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  • srkamath
    08-05 06:21 PM
    Dhundhun,

    What is your source for the 1% to 5% estimate?





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  • perm2gc
    09-07 09:41 AM
    Dont Advertise on the board and we are not doing call center jobs here to learn american accent.



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  • funny
    09-30 05:07 PM
    There is some potential good news on the horizon. DHS just published a notice (http://www.regulations.gov/fdmspubli...0000648072c5eb) that they intend to consolidate three of ancient CIS electronic record systems into a new database. Hopefully, this new database will yield the data the Visa Office needs.

    Right now, the CIS does not have any comprehensive database that shows how many AOS cases are pending by preference classification, priority date, and country of chargeability. The new database that is supposed to become operational within the next ten days contains information gathered from the many independent CIS databases. Supposedly, this new database will show all of this information.

    Once the CIS is able to provide the State Department with this information, the Visa Office will then (for the first time) have accurate information as to the actual demand for immigrant visas. They will then be able to make more accurate adjustments to the cutoff dates in the Visa Bulletin. For some time now, they have been flying blind without accurate information.

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    I don't see anythig useful whan i click on this link





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  • gimme_GC2006
    09-14 09:56 AM
    BUMP

    Someone please give me the address where I need to send the documents if I am sending through FedEx/UPS?

    Thank you

    In the application instructions..the address for private carriers will be right below the USPS address



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  • clif
    03-01 01:44 PM
    Friends,

    I have Canada PR since October 2006. In October this year I will complete 3 years since landing in Canada. The rule to maintain PR is that one should live in Canada for at least 2 years in a 5 year period. Since I have not lived in Canada more that a couple of weeks since landing, will I be allowed to move to Canada after completing 3 years outside Canada or will I be sent back from the border? Has anyone moved to Canada after living outside for more than 3 years since landing? Please advise.

    Thanks.





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  • Sai gc
    05-15 12:41 PM
    hey ,
    My 140 was in TSC and recently got transfered to NSC,where my 1-485 is pending.
    At this point I dont think my employer revoked 140 .(pretty much sure)
    If it is cleaning up files ,then why Pending again ,this is what is making me worried.
    victory by chance did you call USCIS to check what is happening with your case.
    (I invoked AC 21 and also got RFE last August when my PD was current momentarily for which i responded back with EVL(employment verification letter) .
    Any thoughts.



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  • vamsi_poondla
    09-10 10:45 AM
    All,
    I think we are most close to H-1B process and thus we should be one who should propose changes to H-1B program to congress so that they can make program more fair and transparent to all. I suggest the following changes. I think IV core should take this up with senator/house representative.

    H1-B improvements:

    1) Instead of visa becoming available once every year (1 October), make visa � of the visa quota available every quarter and one can apply for visa in any given quarter on any day of the quarter or 10 days before the start of the quarter. Unused visas of preceding quarter are added to the next quarter.
    2) Remove lottery system of awarding visa. In stead use the following method:
    a. Until the first day of quarter, all applications for that quarter is accepted (first day of the quarter not included). Visa availability decision is made on first day of the quarter and then every first day of the week of that quarter. Let call these days �visa count day (VCD)�.
    b. If number of application received between to consecutive �visa count day� or before the first VCD is less then number of available visas, all those applications are assigned available visas. Available visa count is reduced by number of applications with assigned visas.
    c. No application is accepted if it was received on or after the VCD AND it was determine on that VCD that sufficient visas are not available for applications received between preceding VCD and the current VCD (or 10 days if VCD is the start of the quarter). Call this VCD �cut-off VCD� and immediate week (or 10 days if this is first VCD) preceding it �cut-off period (CP)�
    d. The application received is CP is assigned available visa as follows:
    i. Create the pool of all the employers who have applied in CP and still have H-1B application requiring new visa.
    ii. Start with an employer playing highest salary to the H-1B applicant and assigned one visa to that application. Remove this employer for the pool. Move on to next highest paying employer in the pool and assigned one visa to that application.
    iii. Continue doing point two (ii) until all visas are exhausted or there are no more employers in the pool. In later case, again create employer pool as stated in point one (i) and repeat the process.
    3) Special clause for consulting position: If application for H-1B visa requires consulting work, following is required:
    a. New LCA is required every year and when consultant changes the client.
    b. New LCA must be based on the client�s job and experience requirement.
    c. H-1B applicant must be paid based on LCA.
    d. If H-1B applicant can establish significant fraud/H-1B exploitation, he/she (and any dependent) is awarded EAD immediately and he/she is eligible to apply for permanent residency without employer application. Employer is no longer eligible to apply for H-1B application and is fined $1million per fraud.

    Some are good ideas. Did you think of the administrative overhead? What is the need for the special clause? It is too restrictive.

    I think, in long run, increasing the cap, preventing the exploitation/ fraud, faster GC process are workable solutions. I sometimes hear that some companies bring L1B holders and place them as consultants ( a clear violation of L1 visa)..That is the area lawmakers should really drill more. L1 is clearly exploited, it is used like a virtual back door with no cap limits.





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  • asdfgh
    11-28 12:02 AM
    I had LUD on I-140 on 11/25 as well. 140 was approved late last year.



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  • Pallavi79
    02-21 08:49 AM
    I have one ing savings account and one Bank of America account. I do automatic transfer between these accounts penny per month. that should keep my accounts active.

    If I do not get job in another one,two months, I have to pack my bags.





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  • hebron
    08-31 12:47 PM
    Hi H1Girl,
    Please go back and read my post again. I didn't use the word attorney at all. Please make sure your point is clear before raising a finger on someone. All i am educating him is to file through his employer. In fact i don't personally like attorneys. When i filed my 485 on July 2, i filled the entire application by doing my own research and all my attorney did was signing it. Just to sign it also she said she was busy and she didn't file my EAD/AP.

    Hey H1Girl, kriskris did not use the word "ATTRONEY".

    ATTORNEY - A professional*person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice
    ATTRONEY - Word yet to be invented/discovered in english.



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  • saisravan
    07-23 07:45 AM
    Hi

    Am in the same situation with my employer

    He is doing a direct deposit on to my account and not sharing the paystubs and everytime when i follow up him with paystubs he is saying all cock&bull stories saying that HR is busy with other stuff and cannot do it at this point.

    Its been 3 months he is delaying this.
    Previoulsy I was receiving my paystbs regularly and all it started is after my H1 renewal and am need to change my employer now and other company is asking for the latest 3 months paystubs for the H1 transfer.


    and my employr is thretening for the original H1 B doc and he says that he needs it for companys reference.


    Please let me know whome to contact and how to contact and how to get this things done in gettign my paystubs.





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  • jsb
    09-24 09:43 AM
    Guys, According to following URL, it seems that all july filers should get the RN by now irrespective of the processing centers. I am 24th July filer but still did not get the RNs so far. Are other ppl also in same boat? Please let me know. I am worried now.



    I am a July 2 filer, still waiting for an action !!!





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  • greencard2008
    06-11 09:14 PM
    I have used all my H1 years... I was not eligible for extension as my labor /perm was filed < 365 days. Currently on EAD with I 140 pending.. Am I eligible? :cool:





    kc_p21
    06-15 09:43 PM
    Hello :

    My EAD expires on July 28, 2010. I have sent the application today with request to expedite with employer letter.

    If I don't receive my new EAD card by July 28, 2010, then

    1) Will/Should I stop working?

    2) If I do stop working, what impact will that have on my pending I-485? Am I not OUT-OF-STATUS if I don't have a valid EAD?

    3) If I continue to work, what impact will that have on my pending I-485? Am I not OUT-OF-STATUS if I don't have a valid EAD?

    4) Can I continue to work/remain IN-STATUS as long as my EAD application shows "Approved" on USCIS website but I don't have the physical card with me?

    Any response to these questions will be highly appreciated.

    Thanks!





    ramboom1
    03-28 09:20 AM
    Fellow IV members,

    How come the "Hard Limit" is not talked about / mentioned in any of the big websites? Shusterman.com / Aila.org et all. Is it possible to get an immigration attorney to explain this crucial issue of "Hard Limit" to IV core team ?



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